From The Book Of Willie - The Story Of A Dodgy Asian

This is the story of a dodgy asian - Mr Charles Hu.

Hey...

I dunno if you guys realised that I wasn't at work yesterday. The reason why is the water drainage on the street got blocked and water was flowing out of my waste drainage in the laundry.

When I woke up my whole down stairs was in 3 inches of water. It was a full fucked up day.

I'm going to hit the insurance hard this time - new floorboard, kitchen, sofa, etc.

Willie / Mario

From The Book Of Vincent - Quotable

Two From The Donald himself:

On Women

M: Yeah, I still prefer legs. I definitely love a good pair. What's your no. 1?
V: I like a nice pussy

V: I need to feel a woman (to get my mind off J...)

Mario